"...or: how i learned to stop time with agnostic try-angels while puffing the bong"
and it goes: 1. 2.
3, 4, 5.
6, 7, 8
to tha muthafuckin 9
count-down clock-time
wheel in the mind
perpetual mobius
strip-style design
god was a goddess
(yin/yang)
was the right hemisphere
until the corpus collossum
("holy ghost")
bridged the gap
("arch"(angle) over "two pillars")
a-cross the "abyss"
which builds
a pyramid temple between the temples
(triad("tri-eyed"))
accessible by ascending
the 33 steps of the vertebrae
aka "kundalini awakening"
(spiral energy vortex resonating w/ dna/
("serpent wisdom") & galactic core transmitting data/
("cosmic intelligence") a la satellite array...)
and it goes: 9. 8.
7 to tha 6
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
to tha nix
walk w/ a stick
silk bag full of tricks
eyes wide shut
like, "don't give a shit!"
"the rule is:"
freestyle incantations. channel-scan scrying. shamanic beat-boxing. street trash charms. yogic breakdancing. making dump-taking into banishing. ceremonies on the fly.
"don't know & own all"
cut, paste, re-arrange, change, integrate, adapt, take advantage, hack, crack, re/de-code, open the source, use the force!
"no control is total control"
everything con/transpires for you. profound private thoughts while alone are punctuated by a firing pilot light. subtle perceptive shifts to sift through filters. you speak a deep truth and the coffee pot gurgles in agreement. a knife can kill, remove a tumor, spread butter on toast.
Fuck fuckers. Fuck wankers. Fuck haters. Fuck bullshit. Fuck shit-talkers. Fuck butt holes. Fuck racists. Fuck wal-mart. Fuck paris hilton. Fuck haliburton. Fuck burt reynolds and valerie bertinelli. Fuck nelly. Fuck jelly, gimme the jam.
Fuck over-cooked steaks and under-cooked pasta. Fuck anything edible containing lemon. Fuck the food network. Fuck mtv, bet, the ps3, and vh1. Fuck "the truth dot com." Fuck self righteous, human-hating, vegan luddites – you shall be the first to die when the revolution comes.
Fuck legal drugs. Fuck war. Fuck work. Fuck shaving. Fuck cars. Fuck cell phones. Fuck fashion. Fuck pro-wrestling and fuck NASCAR. Fuck creationism, capitalism, fascism, nationalism, socialism and communism. Fuck isms. Fuck dane cook – unfunny motherfucker.
Fuck heat. Fuck humidity. Fuck greed. Fuck stupidity. Fuck mediocrity. Fuck money. Fuck passing the buck. Fuck starbucks. Fuck luck. Fuck a duck. Fuck crunchy peanut butter and fuck fucks, I want some love.
Fuck the pope, fuck the president and fuck the dalai llama. Fuck drama. Fuck drunks. Fuck yo momma. Fuck viagra, olestra, ciara, miss america's tiara and tia carrera. Fuck botox, xanax, xbox, advil, paxil and axe deodorant and body spray. Fuck "The Man", maaan.
Fuck guns. Fuck re-runs. Fuck re-mixes and shitty movie re-makes. Fuck liars. Fuck thieves. Fuck american idol. Fuck billy idol. Fuck bill cosby. Fuck will farrell and fuck pharrell williams. Fuck a mullet. Fuck you, your tight-ass jeans and your air of cool indifference, you fucking shallow, vapid, wannabe, pseudo-hipster, poser – DANCE!
Fuck trim-spa, baby. Fuck oprah and dr. phil. Fuck football, basketball, baseball and dancehall. Fuck hall and oates. Fuck golf. Fuck off. Fuck nostalgia. Fuck fear. Fuck fame. Fuck fatties. Fuck skinnies. Fuck whiners. Fuck processed cheese-food product.
Fuck god. Fuck the devil. Fuck good. Fuck evil. Fuck black. Fuck white. Fuck consistency. Fuck me, please! Fuck pain. Fuck suffering. Fuck ignorance. Fuck insurance. Fuck healthcare. Fuck personal digital assistants and public displays of affection. Fuck constipation. Fuck the constitution. Fuck the bible. Fuck being idle. Fuck being active. Fuck pro-activ to help fight acne and fuck that "ack!" - spitting, comic strip bitch, kathy.
Fuck ultra-light cigarettes. Fuck n.p.r., f.d.r., r.e.m., m.m.o.'s and w.m.d.'s. Fuck g.w.b. Fuck al gore. Fuck michael moore. Fuck being poor, being rich and wanting more. Fuck decaf coffee. Fuck bill o'reilly. Fuck rosie o'donnell and donald trump.
Fuck suburbia, utopia, dystopia, albania, alabama, barack obama, osama bin laden, egyptian cotton, being on top, hitting rock bottom, going against the grain, going with the flow, going to a show, mowing the grass, kissing ass, growing up too fast, maturing slow, having nothing to do, always being on the go, drawing the line, crossing the line, waiting in line, killing time, showing up, missing out, certainty, doubt…
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck this, man, I'm outta here. Peace and fuck you, too, motherfucker.
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